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Parlor Tricks

Parlor tricks may be a dying art form, but there are a million and one of them, and people go bonkers for them. If you are alone in a new city or traveling for business at a bar and you want to break the ice with the local natives, parlor tricks are the answer to all your lonely prayers!

What the what?

You can seemingly defy physics and perform miracles!

You can swindle money out of drunk people and make friends at the same time!

You can amaze disgusting cheeseburger-eating slobs!

There’s also a fascinating scientific and psychological aspect to parlor tricks concerning misdirection, distraction, and taking advantage of how the brain fills in gaps, but if it gets you a free beer, who really cares about all that mumbo-jumbo.

Parlor tricks are effing awesome.


 

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