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Hoodie Humor

Sometime it’s just too much of an effort to have a personality, so you just gotta let your clothes do the heavy lifting. And only hoodies really have the versatility required for the job. Plus, they come in a wide variety of clever options:

Vaguely Political
Not sure what this implies, but surely it’s something profound.

Nostalgic
Something something pudding-pop something.

Mega-Nerdy
Live long and prosper, as long as you always have it zipped to the proper height.

Playful
All the neighborhood kids will think you’re a cool dad. All the neighborhood adults will think you’re mentally handicapped.

Ill-Advised
Nothing good can come of this.

Historical
You can play King every time you undress.

Nauseating
Would’ve saved Buffalo Bill a lot of trouble, though.

Esoteric
The people who understand will think you are the funniest production designer in the office.

Educational
But to get the full benefit you’d need to wear an undershirt with frog guts and half digested flies.

Creepy
Probably not the place you want people to think about putting their penis.

Clever
But won’t both sides always break even? That’s kinda pointless, unless you’re one of those “every one’s a winner!” types.

Over the Top
Maybe a little too Better-Off-Deadish to be taken seriously.

So give yourself a break and let your clothing do the talking.

Hoodie humor is effing awesome.


 

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