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Puppies are not only super cute, just petting them increases your body’s level of serotonin, prolactin, and oxytocin, which basically makes you high. That’s right, petting puppies gets you high.

OMG SO CUTE.

But cleaning up runny dog poop, replacing chewed-up furniture, and listening to incessant barking and whining can really bring a person down. A puppy’s constant need for attention can be suffocating. So basically, they can induce frustration and depression as well.

OMG SO CUTE.

So how can you get high on puppies without letting them get you down? The answer is simple: other people’s puppies. Just go to a dog park or visit a friend and get your pet on. Then go home before they shit on your shoes.

OMG SO CUTE.

The same goes for babies.

Other people’s puppies are effing awesome.


 

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